I just asked my baby cousin what he wanted for Christmas and he said “COAL!!!!!!” And I was like “now why on earth would you want coal?” And he just smiled and said “Because it turns into diamonds” and that is the most optimistic thing I’ve ever heard in my life
why is it so easy to stay awake until 6 am but so hard to wake up at 6 am
Things in motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest.
i hope you’re getting all this down
remember 2009 and sillybandz
one time a girl stole my ultra-rare hedgehog sillyband at lunch and i chased her across the cafeteria and tackled her and clawed at her face until she gave it back