May 2013
toiletbowling:
heelys down the isle at my wedding
berepah:
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
rneerkat:
allmonds:
rneerkat:
i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
Hahahaha i get it bc 6 letters in thanks but 5 in tanks i feel you
im betting u passed algebra with those math skills
circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
sacaswagea:
immergerd:
sacaswagea:
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.
is this real life
whorville:
Tick Tock touch my Cock
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
coagulates:
Boys who are good at oral are a myth
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
