disinterested: the sash wringing the trash thinging the mash flinging the flash springing the crash thinging THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER
I hate how people my age are all like “Oh I’m ready for a relationship again. I feel like I’ve recovered from the last one. I can’t stand being single anymore.” And the break up was like, 2 months ago. Bitches, I’ve been single for a year and a half. and before that, a year and 7 months. So how about you shut the fuck up and let me have a fuckin’ turn...
Decided I’m going to start stretching my ears again… why can’t I just make up my damn mind for once?
muffinmeragga: redsuspenders: oh god LOOOL WTFF!!! whattTt?TT/T/?
I didn’t do anything this weekend except for like, nothing.– my sister
I’m on my laptop, on the internet. WHILE IN A MOVING VEHICLE. Why do I find this so fascinating?
deirdrebarlow: swear to god everyone has or is going to a halloween party except me This. I’m going to my uncles cabin instead of partying. Ugh. .
No boy, I’m not going to send you a picture of my boobies. For they are mine, and not yours. I like to keep them to myself.
You guys, Target called me to offer the job. :) But I was in school, so I couldn’t answer. But yeah. I basically got a job. :D