Beginning of school and End of school year moments
Beginning of school: Yay! It’s fun to be back … End of school year: Get me the hell out of this jail. LMFAOO i canntttt
“Their relationship is overexposed and is fake as...
I just got a call from my cousin, and she asked me if I’m going to warped tour. And I said I didn’t know. It’s just weird because we were bestfriends, more like sisters. In 6th grade we were inseparable. We were at each others house every day, and during the summer she was over at my house the entire summer until 9th grade. She got into bad stuff, and changed. And we just lost...
lumiya: As much as I wish to say I want school to be over already, I kind of don’t. Because I’ll just be doing nothing all day long once summer starts….. I hope I get that fucking job or I will go insane. Me too. I’m feeling the same thing.
Unlike the majority of tumblr, I actually have a...
libralovechild: itspsychedelicious: ...
When you're lurking someone on Facebook,
zebrahaus: thewizardofmoz: and you end up on their friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s mom’s friend’s uncle’s cat’s brother’s page.
Meet Me In Juturna: My First Day of Employment →
meetmeinjuturna: So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the… HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
that moment when your butt eats your underwear
miguelofthedark: nutaella: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yes :)))))
The sexy dance you do while trying to put on...
nothinbutpureimagination: always, lol
Dear future husband,
fatal-desires: When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.